Birthday
People who share my birthday:
Colin Firth - my girlfriend would trade me in for him in a heartbeat;
Ryan Phillippe - pretty boy;
Randy Johnson - evil Yankee;
Roger Maris - less evil Yankee;
Arnold Palmer - somewhat goofy golfer;
Amy Irving - actor, I guess;
Joe Perry - Aerosmith guitarist;
Jose Feliciano - some singer I've heard of.
The lesson here is the only cool person who shares my birthday is Joe Perry.
