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Friday, December 09, 2005 

Lyric Blogging

Here is a new feature on the world famous Mayberry Machiavelli blog. Lyric blogging. It's in the tradition of irreverent {Blank} blogging sweeping the internets, started by Atrios and his Friday Cat Blogging. I will not have a day, but it will happen when the inspiration hits me. Competent lyric writing is a skill I admire above most. This will never include Linkin Park, Staind, Limp Bizkit or any of those manly rockers who write lyrics which are so literal and sentimental that only a 14-year-old girl or a drunk fratboy who isn't listening to the lyrics anyway except when the part comes around in the hook which tells them to jump or scream or break things but when he's alone in his dorm room and he listens to the lyrics they appeal to him because he's also just so mad at the hot girl who doesn't want to do what he wants so he thinks he can push her or scream at her when no one is looking but that's ok because his immature emotions are validated by what passes for platinum-selling lyrics nowadays. Anyway, this song is a great example of lyric literalism that works.
Do The Evolution - Pearl Jam
Woo..
I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in God I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby
I'm at piece, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out, yeah
It's herd behavior, uh huh
It's evolution, baby
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, he's my clone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This land is mine, this land is free
I'll do what I want but irresponsibly
It's evolution, baby
I'm a thief, I'm a liar
There's my church, I sing in the choir:(hallelujah, hallelujah)
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, admire my clones
'Cause we know, appetite for a nightly feast
Those ignorant Indians got nothin' on me
Nothin', why?
Because... it's evolution, baby!
I am ahead, I am advanced
I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
It's evolution, baby
Do the evolution
Come on, come on, come on
Some just get it way before some others (me) do. By the way, this song is on Yield which was released in February, 1998.